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Jared takes a stab at playing the original X-Gangsta, Professor Charles Xavier. We went back and forth on trying this one with a slight Patrick Stewart voice and without the accent. I liked it, so we left it in.

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See these wheels keep rolling, rolling
See me reap what you’re sowing, sowing
See these wheels keep rolling, rolling
See me reap what you sow, let’s go

Xavier
Better check your behavior
you’re now messing with a proper mutant savior
Xavier
Got it written in the gravier
you’re getting schooled by the prof, Chuck Xavier
Xavier
Got no ulterior
make way for the homo superior
Xavier
Seeing into your interior
I roll around on my mutant posterior

Gettin’ in your head easier done than said
take notes, before I bring the physical ed
if continuity said that I am currently dead
well let’s assume I get better if you’re reading ahead
you know that
I’ve led my race through a world of fear, Stryfe and hatred
getting me so irate, it keeps me up real late
I’ve got to regulate my state and watch some Catherine Tate
I mean I can’t wait to get faded watching Catherine Tate
‘Cause I’m a Juggernaut, which is like my bro Marko
got so rich you’d thought I was a Stark though
taught Scarlet Witch how to parallel park those
Blackbird jets while watching Donnie Darko
Hark yo, and hear the Angel singing
Warren worth all the bling he’s been flinging
he’s gleaming, listen to me streaming
beaming ‘cause we’re bringing you the future we’ve been dreaming
See me reap what you’re sowing, sowing
while my wheels keep rolling, rolling
unless I’m sitting in a chair that’s floating
then I’m rolling while I’m floating, ‘cause I’m

Xavier
Better check your behavior
you’re now messing with a proper mutant savior
Xavier
Got it written in the gravier
you’re getting schooled by the prof, Chuck Xavier
Xavier
I’ve got no ulterior
gotta make way for the homo superior
Xavier
Seeing into your interior
I roll around on my mutant posterior

To me my X-men, to me my X-women,
strip down to your bikinis, it’s time to go swimmin’
If I’m chilling in the pool and you call me Bob
I’ll rob your mind of every thought like eating corn off the cob
I share a barber with Picard, Jerusalem and Mob
and drop beats that are fatter than your mom or the Blob
Fred Duke, yo, put up your dukes, yo
Been winning erry single inning, ain’t no flukes, yo
I know how it looks so hold all your rebukes
for a mutant who ain’t lucid ‘nuff to follow all the books, yo
tell them I’m Xavier
tell them I’m Xavier

Xavier
Better check your behavior
you’re now messing with a proper mutant savior
Xavier
Got it written in the gravier
you’re getting schooled by the prof, Chuck Xavier
Xavier
Got no ulterior
make way for the homo superior
Xavier
Seeing into your interior
I roll around on my mutant posterior

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from RE​:​GENESIS, released February 10, 2017
Performed by - Jared Yanez
Recorded and Engineered by - Pwn Toney
Music by - Pwn Toney

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Kid Apocalypse Portland, Oregon

Straight from the pages of Uncanny X-Force, and Wolverine and the X-Men comes Kid Apocalypse! Slinging rhymes in the 616 Universe, Kid A is riding the line between good and evil with his partner in crime Dark Beast from the Age of Apocalyspe Universe. Will he stay on the path of good, or will his nature turn him to evil. Find out in these free songs! ... more

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