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Wheat Cakes and Aunt Mays

from RE​:​GENESIS by Kid Apocalypse

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Jared and I came up with the idea to do a Deadpool track years ago. I came up with a couple of lines but decided I wasn't a big enough Deadpool fan to really do it justice. Jared jam-packed this thing with references. Do yourself a favor and read over the lyrics to savor every gem.

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It's the Merc with a Mouth
Feeling super man, Brandon Routh
and though I'm known to be a bit un-cowth
I’m told that's not how the word's pronounced
Fuck it, I’m bound to expound a lot
on any gaudy thought
out loud or in a yellow caption box
I’m not proud, I filmed with Will.I.Am and Fox
But I made amends when I filmed another origin all over again

And I’ve been killing every villain maybe ten or twenty billion
maybe I lose count
It’s a skill I’ve been shilling unless I’m feeling ill
but otherwise I’m down
Load another round, tales to astound
out about town putting bosses in the ground
Yup I clown, upside frown
lend an ear like the one that Kyle Maclaughlin found

Here’s the part where we get meta as fuck
come watch my movie double feature with Howard the Duck
I mean we’re watching both movies with Howard the Duck
I mean unless I guess it’s on VHS we’re only watching his
and with a different duck

I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
Get wheat cakes from Aunt May and Blind Alfred
I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
I make all the girls twerk like I twerk let me go ahead
I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
Get wheat cakes from Aunt May and Blind Alfred
I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
put a bullet in your mullet and another in your forehead

(Kid Apocalypse)
I don’t give a fuck, that’s what Uncle Wade said
wait, gotta keep good behavior running through my head
doesn’t matter if morality is virtually bred
it’s the evil I reject and the good I do instead

Well said, hey kid, you’re a spectacle,
got me buggin’ guess I better call the pest control
you’re wearing armor ‘cause your tailor’s a celestial
I’m repping Weapon X so better not molest me, yo
Friend or foe, Willem Dafoe
I’m gobbling up all the green that you send me so
don’t offend me bro
Ryan Reynolds?
You know I’m wilder in the van, I’m invulnerable
So Ima burn a bowl until we blow the whole
roleplay bull though it’s so improbable
and though I’m on a roll, I’m gon feed the trolls
I got the mothball tongue like my mouth is full

Here’s a placeholder for the rap that goes here
I need to come up with the words and perform them here
Something clever and cool, something intelligible
Full of references to Marvel, keep it profitable

I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
Get wheat cakes from Aunt May and Blind Alfred
I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
I’ll rock the Jean Grey School, get some tacos with a co-ed
I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
Get wheat cakes from Aunt May and Blind Alfred
I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
Bea Arthur lives forever in my heart and in my head

(sung)
Bea Arthur, golden goddess
flying over clouds above us
eating tacos, angel tacos
that died without sin

Can I heal from everything, even hearing Black Bolt sing
Asshole with Mandarin rings gonna lose his fingers and his bling
Red and mean, all I’ve seen,
Thunderbolt Hulk being real obscene,
“Hey Derring, hail to the king
Hail to my ever-lovin’ one-eyed Thing”
It’s slobberin’ time, so here’s a moderate rhyme
‘cause it’s a possible crime to be as awesome as I am
toss ‘em in sauce and gloss ‘em up and ignite ‘em
then we’ll call up Colossus for the cinema tie-in
tell him I don’t give a fuck about what Uncle Ben said

“I’m preparing this rice my way.”

I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
Get wheat cakes from Aunt May and Blind Alfred
I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
Thanos brung me from the dead ‘cause his girl is loving me instead
I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
Get wheat cakes from Aunt May and Blind Alfred
I don’t give a fuck what Uncle Ben said
Even Bucky came back, why the fuck are you still dead?

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from RE​:​GENESIS, released February 10, 2017
Performed by - Jared Yanez
Recorded and Engineered by - Pwn Toney
Music by - Pwn Toney

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Kid Apocalypse Portland, Oregon

Straight from the pages of Uncanny X-Force, and Wolverine and the X-Men comes Kid Apocalypse! Slinging rhymes in the 616 Universe, Kid A is riding the line between good and evil with his partner in crime Dark Beast from the Age of Apocalyspe Universe. Will he stay on the path of good, or will his nature turn him to evil. Find out in these free songs! ... more

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